Chapter 8, I do not listen, I do not listen, I do not listen, do not listen, do not listen!
Indeed! ... A stir arose in the monkey's heart, quietly giving rise to a premonition that the Jian Gang he was searching for ... was probably no one else but this mentally unstable madwoman.
It is said that monkeys do not cherish beauty, but Ye Fei is actually a very nice young lady. There is really no need to provoke her. Although she may not be good at comforting others, standing by and picking her nose is certainly not a difficult task.
I will not let this bastard get away with it
"Oh dear, I am so scared," said the monkey as it walked over to Ye Fei and directly pulled one of her hairs, exclaiming, "Look, this is longer than body hair, are you going to bite me?"
Baby, please don't cry. When you cry, I don't know what to do.
However, this is not a big deal; obstacles are nothing to worry about. After all, even without this grudge, if a monkey were to approach her and invite her to fight aliens or something of that sort, anyone who is not insane would likely think that the monkey is the one who is insane.
"Yezi, come here." That woman pulled Ye Fei behind her, taking a stance to confront the monkey: "You better scram, or don't blame me for being rude."
The second conflict was on the verge of breaking out, yet at that moment, Ye Fei suddenly crouched down on the ground and began to cry. Her crying was pitiful; it started with soft whimpers and eventually escalated into loud wails. Tears streamed down her fingers, and before long, a small puddle formed on the ground.
After searching around, he did not find the hair he was hoping for. The monkey then stood up and pinched a piece of underwear hanging in the bathroom: "This one belongs to Ye Fei, it's large and made of pure cotton, very comfortable. The other one is smaller and requires wire for shaping; women are just so hypocritical. By the way, what does it mean to have a level four psychic energy fluctuation?"
Detected level 4 psychic energy fluctuations, detected level 4 psychic energy fluctuations
In fact, the grievances between the two of them are quite easy to resolve, but the trouble lies with Ye Fei. She is completely unaware of what has happened, has no idea why her good friend returned wearing the clothes of this strange person, and is even more clueless as to why they are at odds the moment they meet.
You!" Jian Gang's younger sister suddenly stood up, pointing at the monkey: "You say! What exactly did you do to my wife!!!"
"Leaf, how did he find this place?" The woman spoke without any courtesy: "This guy is just a pervert!"
The injury on her face was caused by a kick from a monkey, and her outer garment was also stripped off by the monkey. In turn, she had stolen the monkey's clothing, which could be considered a mutual offset. However, the resentment from that kick was truly profound, especially since she was a beautiful girl. After being kicked in the face, she was, of course, devastated.
Therefore, this little grievance is not worth mentioning ... ... truly, it is not worth mentioning
I am called Jian Gang, do you have any objections? I warn you, if you have any grievances, come at me. If you dare to touch even a single hair on my family member Yezi, I will skin you alive
After speaking, she stood between the monkey and Jiang Gang, tears streaming down her face: "You are all good people..."
Laozi does not change his name in action nor his surname in sitting! After she finished speaking, she glanced at Ye Fei, filled with righteous indignation, glaring at the monkey: "What have you done to my wife!"
Ye Fei was simply crying, completely devoid of any intention to speak, her entire being was in shambles, even more so than last night during the incident, her cries were heart-wrenching
"Alright, alright, you are impressive." The women on the ground got up, completely disregarding that their clothes and pants had been pulled down. With their hands on their hips, they coldly laughed and said, "This is not over for us."
After hearing Xiao Hong's voice, the monkey was momentarily stunned, then stood up and said: "I am going to relieve myself"
From the very beginning, the monkey had been carefully observing some of Jian Gang's sister's reactions. Although he could not yet understand them fully, there was at least one thing he could be certain of: this eccentric woman undoubtedly possessed an extraordinary ability to recover and an exceptional tolerance for pain
Oh, not bad. You little brat, do you even know my name and who I am?
At that moment, the eight large characters with punctuation behind that woman, "20% off for all-night service, beer included," became clearly visible. The monkey burst into laughter, pointing at the ground and saying, "Look at you, what a sight."
He is a good person? I scoff!
This essentially meets the standards of the team members, and from the first meeting yesterday, her speed is absolutely inhuman, as she can throw a car several hundred meters away. If I hadn't been able to foresee her next move, I fear the grass on my grave would have already begun to sprout.
Ye Fei was actually quite surprised; she did not understand why her good friend was having such a fierce quarrel with the strange person she had picked up. Not only were pillows and slippers flying everywhere, but there was even the possibility of them wielding kitchen knives against each other.
Come on, come on, I still don't believe it. The monkey opened his coat, revealing blue shorts: I only have one pair of shorts left, let's see how you treat me rudely
Ultimately, due to Jian Gang's sister's stubbornness and the monkey's relentless pursuit of reason, the entire sequence of events regarding the Ye Fei incident was narrated by the victim herself
"Xiao Hong, why don't you call Xiao Huang? I didn't expect you to be this kind of person," the monkey complained, yet it truly squatted beside the toilet and began searching.
Then you might as well lick the toilet seat; who knows, you might even taste strawberries.
Enough!" Ye Fei clenched her fists and shouted with all her might from the side, but it sounded utterly powerless: "Have you had enough!"
Before the monkey could finish speaking, that woman had already screamed and lunged forward... However, what awaited her was a kick right to the face
What exactly happened to Jian Gang
"What about your wife, what have I done? If it weren't for me, she would have been taken advantage of last night." The monkey showed no regard for Ye Fei's feelings and bluntly continued, "At that moment, her panties were already down to her knees, just a little push and it would have been done. Enough nonsense, are you Cheng Jiangang?"
I will crush you... you have nothing either!
I will cut your little thing
Get lost, you pervert
I fear you, what a joke. Back when I, your father, caused a commotion in the Heavenly Palace, your grandfather was still a microorganism.
This kick was not as heavy as yesterday's, but it still sent her flying. Lying on the ground with blood gushing from her nose, the monkey stepped forward without saying a word and forcefully tore off his own clothes, completely exposing the girl on the ground for the second time.
"Damn it, you even steal my shoes." The monkey took off his outer coat and, under the watchful eyes of the crowd, changed into his own clothes: "If I don't show you some color, you really won't know why the flowers are so red"
The monkey quickly dashed into the bathroom, took a deep breath, and couldn't help but exclaim: "The restroom is so fragrant"
What happened to your wife? Jian Gang's younger sister, too lazy to pay attention to the monkey, threw the kitchen knife aside, squatted down, and hugged Ye Fei's shoulders: "Tell your husband, your husband will stand up for you"
What are you doing
Now, when enemies meet, it is particularly intense. However, the monkey noticed a detail: yesterday's kick was certainly not light, and it is certain that her nasal bridge was fractured. Yet today, she appeared to be completely healed; apart from a bit of dirt on her face, there were no visible signs of injury.
I will see if there are any strangely shaped, coarser, and curly hair to take back and collect
"Do you want to fight?" Jian Gang's younger sister picked up the kitchen knife from the ground and said, "Do you really think I can't handle you?"
Upon hearing this, the monkey slapped its forehead and said, "Hey, little brat. Your name is Jian Gang, right?"
However, the monkey's first and second meetings with its team members were not particularly pleasant, and have essentially developed into a lingering resentment, so the subsequent plans are likely to face certain obstacles
Hey? Am I a pervert? Alright, alright, I am a pervert, but I haven't killed anyone...
"What the hell are you talking about? Is this how you ask for a favor?" The monkey simply sat back on the sofa, crossing his signature leg: "Beg me, come on, beg me, and I might just graciously tell you, you little brat."
As the two individuals were bickering like fools, the little red figure in the monkey's ear suddenly shouted: "Jiang Gang! It's Jiang Gang, ask her if she is Cheng Jiang Gang! Are you out of your mind? This is serious business."
"Jiang Gang? Hahaha, this little brat is called Jiang Gang? What woman would have such a name?" The monkey laughed uncontrollably and said, "Your parents must really hate you"
As the verbal conflict escalated, Ye Fei wanted to step in and mediate, but it seemed there was no way to interject; the two of them were already in a frenzied state, completely unable to hear anyone else's words
Isn't it inappropriate for you to say such things? Have you perhaps consumed too much excrement and are feeling a bit lightheaded?
Oh, not bad. This woman is quite the expert at flirting. If it were up to the monkey, without Xiao Hong copying strategies from the internet for him... basically it would be: "I'm hungry!" Hungry? If you're hungry, just go to sleep; if you sleep, you won't be hungry. "I'm not happy!" Not happy? If you're not happy, just go to sleep; if you sleep, you'll be happy. "I'm sick!" Sick? If you're sick, just drink more water and you'll be fine. "I'm not happy!" Not happy? If you're not happy, just go to sleep; if you sleep, you'll be happy. "I'm sick!" Sick? If you're sick, just drink more water and you'll be fine. "I feel wronged." Wronged? If you feel wronged, just go to sleep; if you sleep, you won't feel wronged.
This woman is none other than the one who was kicked by the monkey last night and ended up in a state of disarray. She is still wearing the monkey's clothes, her body is filthy, and there are traces of nosebleed on her face, making her look completely different from the valiant and fierce female assassin from last night
Halfway through her speech, Jian Gang's younger sister's demeanor was completely different from before; her complexion was extremely poor, and her pupils had transformed into vertical slits, resembling those of a serpent.